quotefest!!

woo hoo! for my first real entry im going to have a quotefest! im excited.
who even knew there were this many quotes out there about reality? i didnt. and clearly ive been reading a little too much douglas adams... which is aweome! eventually ill figure out how to put some pictures on this bad boy!
have fun with these!

Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
- TS Eliot

Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
- Cyril Connolly

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
-Garrison Keillor

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
- Jane Wagner

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
Jules de Gaultier

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Lily Tomlin (1939 - )

we have the power marie.
the president is just there to make sure we don't get pissed enough to use it
-matt

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
- Douglas Adams

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.... one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whome you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
to summarixe: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. to summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. to summarize the summary of teh summary: people are a problem.
- Douglas Adams

Reality is frequently inaccurate.
- Douglas Adams

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
- Douglas Adams
(try it!)

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do
so.
- Douglas Adams

It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.
- Douglas Adams